Her på Gamereactor elsker vi Monster Hunter World. Det er et fantastisk, og dybt spil, der både fungerer fremragende alene og med andre. Men man kan heller ikke benægte, at det er de samme ting man foretager sig. Sådan er tilfældet nok med alle spil, men én spiller derude, har i hvert fald fået nok af at jage monstre. Derfor sælger han sin kopi af spillet, og grunden til det salg, ender med at blive en lettere humoristisk negativ anmeldelse. Læs med herunder.
About this game?
So...I really enjoy complex level up/action/RPG games... always have...and for whatever reason I have never had the joyous opportunity to try out the monster hunter series which is sort of what these games are about.
so when monster hunter world came out on the ps4, I thought I'd give it a go.
Well, this game can Go f*ck itself in the ass!!? Honestly, I am gutted, burnt even, at how many hours I have wasted on this soul destroying, c*ck achingly boring "game"!
It should be used in concentration camps to break the minds of suspected terrorists!!
The premise is simple... kill monster A, strip it of is dignity, use said dignity to upgrade armour and weapons, kill the bigger monster B, do the same again, then kill bigger monster C then
-you never guess what-
say it with me now!?
"do the same again!!?" YAY
then when you reach a certain level of strength you get the wonderful pleasure of repeating the above process again with the exact same monsters (A,B,C) only the game difficulty is upped so they are a bit tougher. Have I sold it to you???
As for the battles; You begin by wondering around baron landscapes like a complete ass hole looking for monster sh*t stains or spit/piss marks. Inhale a healthy whiff like some rapy beagle, then be on your merry way to track that monster
Once found! You beat it. It beats you back. It soon gets bored, scared, hurt, disillusioned that it demise could be at the hands of someone who just doesn't give a fishes tit...or whatever...
to be honest it's probably boredom, let's go with that.
Anyway it decides to flee. you give chase. Catch up with it. Beat it some more. It flees. Catch up. Beat it.
ZZZ
ZZZ
ZZZ
Sorry I must of snoozed off writing about yet another exciting "epic" monster fighting excursion-where was I? Fight? Flee? Chase?fight?
Once beaten, strip it of goods then move on to monster B - but we covered that earlier. Didn't we? Yes.
But surely that kind of gameplay is forgivable if it's set to some unforgettable story line? A story that was some sort of love ahold of kitase and Tolkien—- no. Not really mate.
basically..."there's a big f*ck off magma dragon moving about every now and then and no one knows why. So let's kill everything with teeth until we get to the bottom of this"
i could go on for days as to why this would be the best purchase for your enemy- for instance, there's no "pause" button during one player mode so when you answer the front door, you lose all progress of the monster you just tracked. REALLY!!???
Honestly this is so bad I am rethinking about video games in general, I never really saw them as a waste of time until I played this. Now I'm thinking of giving up all together as it is that profoundly hopeless!!!
Quite simply I want rid. And I want compensation to soften the blow.
And screw it-if I don't get the money I want for it, it would give me more pleasure smashing it into tiny pieces, burning the remains then sculpting the molten plastic into a coarse c*ck that I would use to repeatedly slap the creator of this "game" around the face, just to give him a taste of what it's like to play...
Sure, he could flee, but I would give chase, beat, flee, chase. You know, just like he would of wanted.
So...grab yourself a bargain people!
Feel free to ask any questions. Obvious examples being...
"should I buy this for my worst enemy?"
Or...
"I am looking to get my partner to quit video games altogether will this work?"
Which are both fully certifiable "yes's" in my humble opinion
Then fire away and I will get back to you ASAP
All the best, only ship to the uk, happy bidding!!!
God weekend alle sammen.