Vi starter dagen med en lyseslukker. En del af vores brugere har ganske sikkert allerede opdaget denne: Valve udsendte i aftes en pressemeddelelse, der fortæller at Portal 2 er blevet forsinket, og først vil udkomme i 2011. Angiveligt skyldes forsinkelsen at Valve gerne vil undgå at forårsage universets undergang og en smertelig død for os alle, ved at bryde den såkaldte "Valve Time", og faktisk udgive noget til tiden. Ja, sådan står der i pressemeddelelsen. Den kan du læse nedenfor.
Samtidigt understreger Valve også, at deres overraskelse på E3 altså ER Portal 2-relateret, med store bogstaver, glimt i øjet og slet skjult frustration. I det mindste holder de humøret højt.
VALVE ANNOUNCES MAKING GAMES IS HARD
June 9, 2010 -- Aperture Science, doing business as Aperture Laboratories LLC, in partnership with Valve today announced the successful completion of an ethics-review-panel-supervised release date restructuring process. Portal 2, the sequel to the ground-breaking title that earned over 30 Game of the Year awards despite missing its original ship date, is now targeted for a 2011 release.
Representatives from both companies acknowledged that public safety concerns factored into the decision. They went on to say that even though Portal 2 will arrive slightly later than planned, all life on earth won't instantaneously stop as every molecule in your body explodes at the speed of light, which is what would happen should a rip ever appear in the fabric of Valve Time.
"Also, the game will be even better," they added, missing an historic opportunity to create the first product delay press release to mention that a product is being delayed to make it worse.
To ask questions about how close we all came to dying, or to ask futile questions about the previously announced E3 ***PORTAL-2-THEMED-FOR-GOD'S SAKE*** surprise or, less futilely, to schedule an appointment to attend a Portal 2 screening at the Valve booth during E3, please contact Valve's delegate to the EU's Valve Time Studies Group, Doug Lombardi.